pro-gay:

homophu:

lesbiansinouterspace:

pro-gay:

pro-gay:

“i just need to take a quick shower, feel free to wait on my

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jool.’’

‘’help yourself to some

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joffee’’

Pls

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“the jups are on the counter”

‘’don’t mind the

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jog.’’

(via kardashiansfuckyeah)

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  • me (dating a girl named liz and also taking a delicious lasagna out of the oven): hey anyone want some liz on ya? well you can't, she's mine. hahahaha. okay liz you can go home now I only dated you to make that joke
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bopeep:

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

(via isnt)

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polishpocahontas:

jennstarkid:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

whoisthatstud:

WOW DONT YOU JUST LOVE IT WHEN YOURE IN THE STORE AND THE VEGETABLE SECTION GETS MINI RAIN AND ITS JUST SO ADORABLE WOW I FUCKING LOVE THAT

AT THE GROCERY STORE WHERE I USED TO LIVE THEY WOULD PLAY THUNDERSTORM NOISES WHEN IT DID THAT

WHY DID YOU LIVE IN A GROCERY STORE

ALSO WHY ARE WE YELLING

(via giggle)

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everytime i see a dog in the street
  • me: look at him go with his dog legs
  • me: i bet it has great dog plans today
  • me: i hope it has a good dog day
  • me:
  • me: what a dog
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trashrabbits:

do u ever finish an episode of a tv show online and think “man that wouldve been a bad cliffhanger to wait a week for!” as you click the next episode

(via ugly)

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justbadpuns:

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around

(via itsagifnotagif)

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presidentgay:

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

(via volcainist)

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cadoized:

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(via firedrill)

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ampullae:

stevvonie:

do you ever get the feeling that horses know

horses do not have the mental capacity to know. that sparkle you see in their eyes, however, indicate that the vessel is being piloted. and that pilot does know

(via gayestwhiteboy)

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plankhandles:

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

(via cartel)

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